quote of the day (a one time installment)

...On the topic of prescription drugs

"Some people say "prescription drugs cant really be poisonous can they?" To which I reply, well then why dont you go and take 30 of them and see what happens. You will probably die. If you eat 30 apples you will feel very full but you will not die. Think about that. And I love it when someone says "well its in such small amounts" refering to the dosage. What if I put the same amount of my urine in your food? Would you eat it? Of course not"

Keven Trudeau


I always have enjoyed extramests, but I do think he has a valid point, if taking too much of somthing can kill you, It makes me nervous to take any at all. My perscrition Iron pills: if I take too many, it will kill me, if I eat too much Black Strap molasses, BRIMING with iron it will not kill me. I was so surprised to learn there are 250,000 approx. documented cases a year of people dieing from their prescription drugs, 2,000 people also die every year from taking asprin. Yikes, actually if you will remember it was only 6 months ago that asprin also took me out as well, and then once again my life was in danger, danger I say when given the WRONG prescription and ended up taking 2 doses of a medication they give to patients after open heart surgury, which I did not undergo. All these people dieing from things they thought were helping them. And then there is a particular illegal drug, with zero documented cases of death due to over doses called maryjawanna, although, it does have some serious side effects such as multi re-viewings of bad movies, and driving imparments but can you smoke yourself to death in one sitting? The experts are going with no.
anyways, theres my daily bit of mumbo jumbo. oh, and yes, please excuse the post about the salmon and los loney boys, as it is quite apparent I was in no state to be listened to... hey, I was just trying to prove the experts right, so far no, death by bong is looking pretty un-likely.

This just in

... my Geckos have laid eggs
please stayed tuned for the next installment likely titled
"this just in my geckos have eaten their eggs"

There is good reason crickets dont foxtrot.

Save me from this prisonLord help me get awayCause only you can save me now from this miseryI've been lost in my own placeAnd I'm getting wearyHow far is heavenAnd I know that I need to change my ways of livingHow far is heavenLord can you tell meI've been locked up way too long in this crazy worldHow far is heavenAnd I just keep on praying Lord and just keep on livingHow far is heavenYeah, Lord can you tell meHow far is heaven (I just gotta know how far, yeah)How far is heaven (Yeah, Lord can you tell me)Tu que estas en alto cieloEchame tu bendicionCause I know there's a better place than this place I'm livingHow far is heaven

wow, los lonely boys are suddenly way deeper then i can go right now....

deep.

ps does this salmon look like it has been eatin by small cat sized teeth? if not its chads brekfast.

PALS
LAPS
SAP
LAP


all the words I could make out of the licence plate infront of me during my hour long ride home.
Was it sleat? Was it Hail? Was it a white out?
No, it was snowing. Just... snowing.
Hello fellow drivers; it is snow, slow down a tad and continue life as before the snow fell, it happens every year I hear for more than HALF of the year and I cant fathom anyone "forgetting" how to drive in snow... in... Canada. Unless you are a recently landed immigrant or a first year driver, speed the fuck up. I am not saying go crazy I am simply saying, 30 is ridicualas and my car HATES driving in 2nd gear. At least 70 people, at LEAST 70.
that is all.

postman commeth

people love being bombarded with pictures of me right?

Hurrah, it only took 5 weeks to arrive....

My pictures came back

so far this is my favorite, screw the prim and proper, I believe this one captueres the sal-esk I know so well.

I am affraid I cant come into work today....my greyhound is drunk...

See her there? The one in the back? Yah, well.
Seems shes been a "Bad Dog" .
My dog got drunk. My dog got real real drunk. So drunk she barfed. Poor poor thing, no this was no prank "lets get the dog drunk"
she did herself.
heres the kicker- the booze was covered in chocholate... and individual wrappers... and a cardboard box..... and cellophane.
She plays real dumb so you dont ask anything of her, but dam that is one powerful nose, and one not so powerful stomach. Luckily what they say about chocolate being poison for dogs? For a large breed it takes about their own weight in chocholate, trust me browny in the front there has tried.

Budders, is budders for a reason

When you get a little kitten, it comes with no garuntee, they do not stay small and adorable forever, although they do keep their catty cutness, you can never know what to expect. Let me be honest, I never expected This stupidly cute kitten as pictured above....

to turn into THIS

sam i finally figured out who it was who sang the song about the black eyed dog, its nick drake, and you said you didnt know (i think i may be pushing the memory bank back a couple a years on this one) but you said you didnt.. at one point... anyways, i am happy about this, just thought I would share. It must have been one of those "chad? huh, i know no chad."
OOOO THAAAAT chad... right.
you had this song on a cd.... that I loved once.

Is it just me?

Or does anyone else find it literally painful, guy wrenching if you will when you find new music that you are so in love with it could do no wrong?
The album of my current desire (i mean we all know it wont last, as a music whore I tend to fall hard for somthing believeing it will be perfect forever and then it goes the way of Hawksley and gets a tad irriatating) anyways, the album as I was saying of my desire is none other than the Garden State soundtrack. Damn you Zach Braff, the pain, the pain.
It is SO good, that and I have a new appritiation for Nancy sinatras "bang bang"after watching Kill Bill 1 and 2, which holy mandibles is a GOOD movie, good for a kick... good for visuals... good for somthing I am sure. And Garden State while a little slow a-la punch drunk love was freaking awsome too.

malkovich malkovich malkovich ?

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